Witty Responses You Will Want To Remember For Later

By Ruby M

Many people out there tend to get a little bit more offended (also commonly phrased as “butthurt”) than others. So if you were the unfortunate receiver of any of these insults and you’re still pretty upset about it, then let this serve as a trigger warning. Whoever said, “sticks and stones may break my bones, but names can never harm me,” clearly never felt the wrath and humiliation of the brilliant and witty minds that came up with these hilariously funny insults. 

There is, of course, a time and place for playful banter with a friend – or some much-needed, perhaps harsh words between colleagues (usually ending with the office know-it-all being confronted by the charming sales guy, concluding with an office full of laughter), so make sure that you choose your timing wisely if you decide to memorize any of these for a rainy day. (you don’t want to end up in HR, so make sure you don’t take things too far with your humor). Perhaps you want to try to impress your new classic jock-type friends at college so that you can get into the football team, or maybe you want to finally put that bratty sister of yours in her place and leave her speechless for once – too speechless for a snarky remark – whatever the occasion, we bet that you’ll find at least a few of these memories.